132 of 210 : Tony and Wife
Every November a large U-Haul pulls up at my neighbor’s home. A houseful of furniture is unloaded; a wife and small dachshund appear. Within three months she is screaming at the top of her lungs, slamming doors, cursing. The U-Haul returns; wife and dog disappear. It’s an annual holiday tradition.
5 Comments:
How utterly bizarre. You could write a book.
I think he should write a book. Does the U-Haul take the furniture too?
It sure does. I'm sure he keeps some furniture in his house for when she's not there, but I see a lot of furniture (sofa, chairs, tables, and tons of boxes) unloaded each November and re-loaded a few months later!
Maybe that's how they've stayed together all these years.
Yeah, I thought of that. But I'm not sure that keeping apart nine months out of the year is really "staying together."
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